Happy Halloween

It's the most wonderful time of the year (oh wait that is purported to be Xmas)... 

Halloween has come again, as it usually does, on October 31st.  I vaguely (not as well as I would like) remember ridiculous inflatable head costumes and flimsy plastic masks.  I remember going door to door trick or treating.  I wish I could do that again, but people seem to take issues with people who might be chronologically considered adults doing that.  What a cruel, cruel world.

I consider Halloween (h a double l o w double e n) to be one of my high holidays (you know like Xmas, Friday the 13th, and odd dates like 11/12/13). 

I still wonder why Charlie Brown was given rocks when he trick or treats... there is a better than average chance they would be returned at a higher velocity than they were given (through translucent openings). 

Talking about houses that need to be egged... one of my alleged sisters will be giving out healthier things than candy.  The horror! The horror!  She is talking about things like pretzels and "healthy" granola bar type things.  Sorry ghouls, goblins, princesses, super heroes, monsters and miscellaneous. 

Giving out "healthy" "treats" is sacrilegious.  I guess it is better than that Halloween letter a lady in South Dakota is rumored to be giving out.  Sick and wrong.  I guess that is how movie villains like Mike Myers, Jason Voorhies and Freddy Kruger were created.