This Christmas (Parody) - truly awful

Not in a zany Weird Al style of parody.  Just a change some of the words style.  Since females are mercurial creatures, i decided to try and reword "Last Christmas" by Wham! (Music From the Edge of Heaven album) into a prequel.  Sorry George Michael.  

i may use real phrases from the existing song in some places.  Keeping the flow of the "song" is kind of difficult - don't know how you do it Mr. Yankovic.  Because i kind of can't.  Never really tried this before.  Since this is not an "original" it can go here, not like some other place exists where those type of things are.  Trust me, you don't want to look that up.

This Christmas ("Parody" of "Last Christmas"):

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, I'll forever stay

This year, despite all my fear

I give it to someone special

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, I'll forever stay (forever stay)

This year, despite all my fear

I give it to someone special (special)

So smitten, I don't know why

I'll bridge the distance to keep you in my life

If I tell you I love you, will it surprise you

I know my words will likely belie me

Merry Christmas, I'd wrap up my heart, I meant it

But face to face is a better way to send it

Now i know what i didn't then

Kiss me now let forever begin

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, I'll forever stay (forever stay)

This year, despite all my fear

I give it to someone special

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, I'll forever stay

This year, despite all my fear

I give it to someone special (special)

Oh

Oh, my lady

Crowded room, people don't recognize

Hiding from them and their jealous eyes

Thank God i found someone to rely on

Never will i need another shoulder to cry on

The face of my lover, heart to heart

Here under covers, they'll never tear us apart

Ooh, ooh

I know I've found a real love, I'll never be lonely again

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, I'll forever stay (forever stay)

This year, despite all my fear

I give it to someone special (special)

This Christmas, I'll give you my heart

By your side, (forever stay) I'll forever stay

This year (oh), despite all my fear

I give it to someone special (special)

The face of my lover, heart to heart (heart to heart)

Here under covers, they'll never tear us apart

Despite my fears, i give it to someone

I give it to someone special (special)

The one

The one