i decided to muse randomly today, i know it has been a while (March 2nd).
Birthdays:
Once you hit 25, is there anything to really celebrate anymore? Congratulations, you're one year closer to death. Why would anyone want to live to 100 years old? Have they seen 70–100-year-olds who are constantly taking pills, and whose senses (vision, hearing, etc) and joints are shot.
My paternal aunt has a repetitive birthday song - it starts with "we're glad you're not one. We're glad you're not two". It then goes up to the age the person is (x to n, where n is the current age). i estimated that my alleged mother's recent birthday would have taken over 6 minutes to get to her age.