Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas, i would like (i assure you this isn't completely a copy/paste from last year):
- $50 Million after taxes (willing to buy Mega Millions and Powerball ticket, if you could give me merrier outcomes).
- My own home (doesn't even need to be on 34th street). Would purchase a house on my own if given the first gift on my list. Not sure what/who "home" really is or how to obtain it (assume it is more than a physical structure).
- Woman/women: to love (and unconditionally love me). Non-feminist, non-combative, non-crazy.
- Retro toys: if 1980s and early 1990s could be considered retro.
- Health, happiness and the intangibles: though i'm not sure they all really exist.
i have not been totally evil this year. Thank you for your time, Santa Claus. i believe in you.
Sincerely,
Me
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