So, making the headlines this week is a somewhat obscure (but not as obscure anymore) 89 year old preacher Harold Camping (Family Radio Network) who has made the claim that the "rapture" is happening tomorrow based off of a mathematical formula. However, mathematics is a cursed and evil field, so who knows. He also goes on to state that the world will meet it's end on October 21. Come on 4PM PDT
i guees we may not have to wait until 2012 afterall. That would really cut into ticket sales of an inevitable 2012 sequel. Is it sad that i really, really want this to be true (at least the end of the world part - but could it wait until after Halloween)? This would be awesome if true. As someone who has largely given up on life - this offers me hope. Not hope of heaven (i'm with Hawking on that one), but the sweet release of oblivion.
Why am i suddenly in the mood to watch Armageddon? Everybody have fun tonight - it could be the last night with your loved ones. Though if you want to bequeath assets unto me, i'm open to that. i personally can't wait for the really fun party on October 20 if this prediction is correct. Yes ladies who aren't "raptured" - party time, excellent. You aren't getting into heaven, so you have nothing to lose. Ok enough psuedo lechery talk... for now.
So everyone out there... play the 1981 Blondie song "Rapture" at 4 PM PDT
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