Not Exactly the Time Machine i Was Hoping For

You know how i wished for a time machine to go back to a time life wasn't so evil / hopeless / filled with BS.  Well surprisingly, i didn't get that for Xmas.  Santa has forsaken me yet again.

Instead, i got this for Solstice (one of the most expensive presents i ever purchased myself. #1 an Xbox Series S - stimulus check sponsored).  Yes, that is a LEGO Back to the Future Delorean.  Sadly, the flux capacitor seems to be more of a sticker than functional (or at best a printed piece).  This is the first of three versions (there are not enough extra pieces to do all the variations).  i haven't tried the other two models (mostly slight variation in engine or wheels). 

Solstice Wishlist

So, i started thinking about Solstice again (my pseudo holiday where i get gifts from myself).
i figured that i could probably do about $300.  i definitely can't get everything i want (barring lottery win). But i'd like to get at least one LEGO thing, some Blu Rays, etc. Maybe i can find a CD too.

Assuming the world, or at least my world, doesn't crap out even more than it already has (and there will be a Solstice for me). Also, that i am able to get gift cards from Bing/Microsoft Rewards (maybe around $200 total)

Here is what is currently on my watchlist for Solstice 2023 along with the "trigger" amount that would cause me to purchase it more immediately (extremely unlikely for most items).

Just Intimating

It's kind of like "just saying" without the "just saying" brand.

What Will I Do When I Win the Big Lottery Jackpot

 Now time for some daydreaming about what i'd do if i were insanely wealthy.  What would i spend the money on? We'll say $200+ million net.

Happy Friday the 13th and Lottery Musings

 Happy Friday the 13th (unless you go the Camp Crystal Lake - Sorry Jason or Mrs. Voorhees).  The next one is in October - assuming that happens.  Now the obligatory comment is out of the way...

Also today, there is a semi-large Mega Millions jackpot ($1.35+ Billion). Would i love to win it?  Definitely.  However, it will be a little like when my spirit cartoon character Wile E. Coyote "catches" the Road Runner.  So, you achieved your dream, now what? 

Logistically, that amount of money is hard to work with, you can't exactly deposit your $400+ million check in the bank in the normal manner (assuming 1 winner).  The logistics are kind of mind boggling, especially for someone who is socially inept as me (and i'm one of the few hominids in the world that hates phones).  Even if i could make it through that minefield, i probably wouldn't actually be able to spend any of it until midway through Q2.  

Next disjointed point - cash option or not?  If i were chronologically over 32, i'd take the cash option.  Why? My father died at 51 and i'm pretty sure i don't have another 30 years in me.  Waiting to get completely paid for 29 or 30 years doesn't sound too appealing.  Is there a chance i could blow through the payout, yes (though highly unlikely). The future is also filled with, likely, increasing taxes and awful new laws.  From 1993 to 2023, the dollar has lost over 50% of its value - i don't foresee that rosy of an outcome in the future. 

Merry Xmas 2022 (from Payless)

As George Michael said in the opening to his Wham! hit song "happy Christmas". It's Xmas somewhere, though not yet here (as of posting).   i too wish i could give it to someone special.  i think that record, Music From the Edge of Heaven, (yes, i said record) might have been an Xmas present from one of my sisters.

The post title is a reference to an ad campaign i heard "growing up".  A successful one, apparently. To this day when i hear "merry Christmas" i always think "from Payless, Merry Christmas".  Payless was kind of like Rite Aid/Walgreens (though maybe a little more general merchandise).  This is not to be confused with Payless Shoe Source (called Volume where i grew up) and their footwear of questionable quality.

Hopefully, by the end of the day Santa Claus will have delivered (or enabled) my Xmas list.  The big one was net $100 million - so i could be the material wants like a house, silver and gold, and stuff.  i will try and buy a lottery ticket (or a few different ones) because "even a miracle needs a hand".  i guess the same goes for statistical improbabilities. i've heard that money does buy happiness (up to $75K a year, that has to be before current inflation, right?)  For what i'd really like out of life, i'd need a functional time machine.

Hopefully this Christmas day i'll wake up and say "hurray for Santy Claus". 

Merry Xmas, Xmas people (if you're wondering, my holiday is a secular non-denominational holiday - unless Rankin Bass Xmas specials and magic/miracles are religious tenets).  i wish i could still feel the child-like wonder and hope that Xmas used to bring.

Just Saying: Merry Xmas

Just Saying Merry Xmas edition.  Merry Xmas from Payless merry Xmas (every time, good job ad execs in the 80s/90s).