My Training Moat

 i was supposed to post this several days ago - but the fricking heat (i hate summer).  

Now the "joke" is lost - a few days and $400 million late. The concept being if i won the Mega Millions jackpot i would get a big house with a moat - because who, of means, doesn't want a moat (to keep the pesky peasants out).

i was thinking this inflatable would be 3' long - nope 80" (or whatever that translates to in the metric world).  Blown up old-school, actually using my mouth in 90° room w/ 40+ % humidity.

i am accepting names in the comments for the inflatable alligator. i was thinking C. Ya Later, Insta, Investa, Masta, and Uncle Alligator (a callback from a fast-food restaurant i barely remember - Rax).