Help With China's Dossier on Me

There was a news story recently that surmised China has enough data to develop a dossier on every American adult. i would guess the US Government already has this with social media posts, public records, AMZN purchases, etc - but the US government would never spy on its own people, right.

The "Are You Coming to the Toga Party" post was a joke if any NSA/CIA/Whatever were monitoring my posts.  It references Chuck episode "Chuck vs the Alma Mater" (i think that was the name).  That was the code phrase to get the CIA students/agents to lend assistance.

One of the stories.... Senate panel warned China has enough data for dossiers on all Americans (nypost.com).  Links haven't been working for me recently, so we'll see.     

If China or the US is looking to put together a dossier on me to exploit my awesomeness (flatter/control me), here is some random things that might curry favor.  

* Women - i prefer blue eyes and pale white skin. Nerds and dorks a bonus.  Personality over looks (they'll be beautiful to me, eventually).  i'll never be in a position, but if foreign governments want to control me - that would involve kids w/ said spy/consort.

* i kind of like silver bullion coins (if i had money i'd get some).  China, i could go for a set of 1oz/30 gram Silver Panda coins (1983-present).  Australia - Silver Kookaburras, Koalas.  Canada (eh?) - Silver Maple Leafs.  UK - Britannias. Probably some world coins too.  Also somewhat interested in Platinum and Palladium.  

* Large amounts of money are always good (provided no red flags).  

* Real Estate - also nice, prefer suburban cul-de-sac between 1,800 - 4,000 Sq Ft.  No HOAs

* Stocks, bonds, etc - probably. Prefer mix of income generating and growth.   

None of this would guarantee i would do what you want, but i would be more likely to hear you out.