Since I am currently unaware of the correct address/email address for Santa Claus, I guess i'll just post this here - in case the elves in the mailroom decide to read this...
Santa Claus (or elf underlings),
This year for Xmas I would like the following:
* $13+ million (US dollars) after taxes
* Somebody who loves me
* Somebody who "loves" me.
* A Needle-Nosed Noodle-Noggin
Sure there are tons of material possessions I would like to receive this year (that's what Amazon.com lists are for), but the above list would cover all I feel I would make my existence more tolerable (or even almost "good").
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