My Xmas List 2022

 Dear Santa,

This year for Xmas i would like:

• $100+ million after taxes (i'm willing to buy a lottery ticket, if you could "enhance" the results)
• A ton of silver (i mean a literal ton - 29,167 1-Troy ounce coins - .999 fine or better, would prefer Silver Maple Leafs) - if you grant the first point, i could do it myself
• My own house with a yard ("i believe, i believe, i believe") - once again see first point
• Woman/women to unconditionally love me (in every sense of the word).  Much better chance of winning the lottery i know.  Hopefully with a "spin-off"/joint venture in 2023 or 2024
• Some retro toys - like Gobots, My Pet Monster or something (i miss the Montgomery Ward catalog).
• A functional time machine - so i could literally live in the past, not this dystopian present (and bleak future).
• An Xbox Series S/X 2TB expansion card (again see the first point).
• Less suffering/pain/misery

Thanks for your consideration, Santa, i believe in you. i know this is a tall order for most (especially those not covered by the first point). It's not like i'm asking for a hippopotamus, snow, to put me on the first line, or something crazy like that (i guess i kind of am asking for someone special).  i've been mostly not evil this year.