Saturday, December 24, 2022

Merry Xmas 2022 (from Payless)

As George Michael said in the opening to his Wham! hit song "happy Christmas". It's Xmas somewhere, though not yet here (as of posting).   i too wish i could give it to someone special.  i think that record, Music From the Edge of Heaven, (yes, i said record) might have been an Xmas present from one of my sisters.

The post title is a reference to an ad campaign i heard "growing up".  A successful one, apparently. To this day when i hear "merry Christmas" i always think "from Payless, Merry Christmas".  Payless was kind of like Rite Aid/Walgreens (though maybe a little more general merchandise).  This is not to be confused with Payless Shoe Source (called Volume where i grew up) and their footwear of questionable quality.

Hopefully, by the end of the day Santa Claus will have delivered (or enabled) my Xmas list.  The big one was net $100 million - so i could be the material wants like a house, silver and gold, and stuff.  i will try and buy a lottery ticket (or a few different ones) because "even a miracle needs a hand".  i guess the same goes for statistical improbabilities. i've heard that money does buy happiness (up to $75K a year, that has to be before current inflation, right?)  For what i'd really like out of life, i'd need a functional time machine.

Hopefully this Christmas day i'll wake up and say "hurray for Santy Claus". 

Merry Xmas, Xmas people (if you're wondering, my holiday is a secular non-denominational holiday - unless Rankin Bass Xmas specials and magic/miracles are religious tenets).  i wish i could still feel the child-like wonder and hope that Xmas used to bring.

Monday, December 12, 2022

Just Saying: Merry Xmas

Just Saying Merry Xmas edition.  Merry Xmas from Payless merry Xmas (every time, good job ad execs in the 80s/90s). 

Sunday, December 4, 2022

My Xmas List 2022

 Dear Santa,

This year for Xmas i would like:

  • $100+ million after taxes (i'm willing to buy a lottery ticket, if you could "enhance" the results)
  • A ton of silver (i mean a literal ton - 29,167 1-Troy ounce coins - .999 fine or better, would prefer Silver Maple Leafs) - if you grant the first point, i could do it myself
  • My own house with a yard ("i believe, i believe, i believe") - once again see first point
  • Woman/women to unconditionally love me (in every sense of the word).  Much better chance of winning the lottery i know.  Hopefully with a "spin-off"/joint venture in 2023 or 2024
  • Some retro toys - like Gobots, My Pet Monster or something (i miss the Montgomery Ward catalog).
  • A functional time machine - so i could literally live in the past, not this dystopian present (and bleak future).
  • An Xbox Series S/X 2TB expansion card (again see the first point).
  • Less suffering/pain/misery
Thanks for your consideration, Santa, i believe in you. i know this is a tall order for most (especially those not covered by the first point). It's not like i'm asking for a hippopotamus, snow, to put me on the first line, or something crazy like that (i guess i kind of am asking for someone special).  i've been mostly not evil this year.